- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

if you don't like this you're gay

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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