- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Justin beiber's penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Me

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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