What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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