Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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