- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Guest what? Dog

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

My parents died!

Smelly Indians.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

When is a door not a door? Never.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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