- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

homosexuals are gay

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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