- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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