- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

FUCK THE JEWS

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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