One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

dyslexics of the world untie!

Women's Rights

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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