- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do u call a cripple Biv

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

I literally died laughing

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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