A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Barack Obama.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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