What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Barack Obama.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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