A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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chirs

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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