- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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