A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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