What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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