what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Donald Trump

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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