why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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