What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

one stop shop

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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