Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...