- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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