- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Poop.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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