What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Male leadership.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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