what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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