- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

how much fish could a chicken

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Anti Joke

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