- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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