What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Anti Joke

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