A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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This is a joke.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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