- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Bacon is delcious.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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