Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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