Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A fat guy!

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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