Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I have aids

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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