Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A blonde girl walks into a car.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Niall Horan

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

PENIS lol

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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