- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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