Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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