how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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