I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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