- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

9/11

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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