- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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