what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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