whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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I C U P White stuff

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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