- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

i killed my family

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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