- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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