2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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This is a joke.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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