Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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White NBA players.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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poop.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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