What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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how man

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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