- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Poker face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

NEVER

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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