Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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