- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Sixty... eight

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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