- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

I have aids

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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