- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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