- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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