- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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