- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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