- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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