- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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