- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Massie is a fatass

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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