- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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