What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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