- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Poker? I barely even know her.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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