Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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