- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

stinky boner

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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