- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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