- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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