- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

The truth is he loves her!!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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