- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

poop nuff said

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A possesed goat: "moo"

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