Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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I'm homeless.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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