- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Of course, first door on your left

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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