- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Donald Trump.

Who wants water? I do.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Velcro. What a rip off.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Ben Affleck

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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