Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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rent a cops

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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