It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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