- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I love you

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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