- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

i saw amango it splootered

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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