How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Charlie Sheen is winning

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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