- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Yo mama so fat.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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